I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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