we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
My feet surprised me
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I'm always down for nudity.
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