I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
time to smoke my breakfast
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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