I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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