i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
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Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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