I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
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What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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