Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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