I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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