Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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