But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
this will be a night to untag.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
