Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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