i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
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He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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