Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
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