: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Randomize
