So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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