ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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