Porn is love you can see.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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