Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
is it fun? or sober?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
