i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
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So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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