I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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