he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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