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  • maybe a sip from ONE of the handles for a kiss, but two handles is ridiculous. why would a homeless dude even have two handles? he would be hardpressed to afford a pint

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:07am
  • a homeless man is not giving up two handles if u let him bone you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:18am
  • That guy from Texas who said that handles refers to Xanax is dumb... it's definitely alcohol always.... unless you're a stupid shithead from Texas... and I'm sure she gave him money for the handles and then had to kiss him to actually get it from him... Think about it... if you coughed up all of the money for the alcohol and he wouldn't give it to you unless you kissed him... I'm sure you would do it to. I bet she was drunk in the first place anyway if she decided to trust a homeless guy with money.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:49am
  • 475 is a new CT area code, it didnt even exist when this was posted...fake!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:20pm
  • Because really really innocent people read textsfromlastnight in order to feel less innocent..?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:10pm
  • Yeah, I'm thinking she's not 21 and gave him a kiss to go buy her two handles...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:48am
  • apart from the homeless guy issue, this is totally fake because 475 is a new area code...no one has it, let alone two people texting eacother

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 11:39am
  • sounds too ambiguous. I'm going with it means alcohol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:01am
  • kiss the end if his cock with ur throat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:17am
  • How do so many people not know what a handle is?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 9:17am
  • Handles are slang for Xanax.... (also known as handle bars, or just bars as in "damn that bitch was barred out, how many handles did she take??) Then again this is how we talk in Texas so it could mean anything in good old Connecticut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:45am
  • People, a handle is the largest bottle of liquor you can guy. 1.75 Liters, I believe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:28am
  • WTF difference does it make! It's funny, why do you have to be bitches!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:11pm
  • yeah but why on earth would a person kiss a homeless man for alcohol when they can just go get their own and refrain from getting a disease from someone who never bathes?? I agree that they might do it for drugs....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:06am
  • 10:45 This isn't Connecticut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:20pm
  • How does a homeless man have two handles to begin with. Fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:05am
  • no homeless man is giving up alcohol for a stupid kiss.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:55am
  • Well there's no way a homeless guy woul buy two handles for a kiss, so she had to have given him money an the kiss was just for payment

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:45pm
  • Handle? What is that, like a bicycle handle?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:21am
  • Sweetheart that wasn't alcohol that was bum piss and bile mixed... Bottoms up ;-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:03pm
  • I'm guessing the OP is underage and the homeless guy bought the handles for her in exchange for a kiss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:20am
  • BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you fucking win at everything forever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:49pm
  • Dumb. did u drink them urself. ? ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:48am
  • Maybe this damn op had the handles! And the poor homeless guy had to kiss her!! Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:13am
  • Fake: a homeless guy would NEVER give up booze, especially two handles!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:04am
  • Where is the OP, clear this up. Cuz right now it sounds like B.S.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:29am