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  • 87 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:49am

    That guy from Texas who said that handles refers to Xanax is dumb... it's definitely alcohol always.... unless you're a stupid shithead from Texas... and I'm sure she gave him money for the handles and then had to kiss him to actually get it from him... Think about it... if you coughed up all of the money for the alcohol and he wouldn't give it to you unless you kissed him... I'm sure you would do it to. I bet she was drunk in the first place anyway if she decided to trust a homeless guy with money.

  • 84 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:18am

    a homeless man is not giving up two handles if u let him bone you

  • 81 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:06am

    yeah but why on earth would a person kiss a homeless man for alcohol when they can just go get their own and refrain from getting a disease from someone who never bathes?? I agree that they might do it for drugs....

  • 79 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:01am

    sounds too ambiguous. I'm going with it means alcohol

  • 74 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:07am

    maybe a sip from ONE of the handles for a kiss, but two handles is ridiculous. why would a homeless dude even have two handles? he would be hardpressed to afford a pint

  • 76 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:10pm

    Because really really innocent people read textsfromlastnight in order to feel less innocent..?

  • 72 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 11:39am

    apart from the homeless guy issue, this is totally fake because 475 is a new area code...no one has it, let alone two people texting eacother

  • 72 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:45am

    Handles are slang for Xanax.... (also known as handle bars, or just bars as in "damn that bitch was barred out, how many handles did she take??) Then again this is how we talk in Texas so it could mean anything in good old Connecticut.

  • 66 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 9:17am

    How do so many people not know what a handle is?

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:17am

    kiss the end if his cock with ur throat

  • 67 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:11pm

    WTF difference does it make! It's funny, why do you have to be bitches!

  • 74 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:55am

    no homeless man is giving up alcohol for a stupid kiss.

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:20pm

    10:45 This isn't Connecticut.

  • 65 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:21am

    Handle? What is that, like a bicycle handle?

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:20pm

    475 is a new CT area code, it didnt even exist when this was posted...fake!

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:48am

    Yeah, I'm thinking she's not 21 and gave him a kiss to go buy her two handles...

  • 61 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 11:05am

    How does a homeless man have two handles to begin with. Fake.

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:45pm

    Well there's no way a homeless guy woul buy two handles for a kiss, so she had to have given him money an the kiss was just for payment

  • 65 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:28am

    People, a handle is the largest bottle of liquor you can guy. 1.75 Liters, I believe.

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:13am

    Maybe this damn op had the handles! And the poor homeless guy had to kiss her!! Haha

  • 64 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:03pm

    Sweetheart that wasn't alcohol that was bum piss and bile mixed... Bottoms up ;-)

  • 63 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:04am

    Fake: a homeless guy would NEVER give up booze, especially two handles!

  • 64 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:48am

    Dumb. did u drink them urself. ? ha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:20am

    I'm guessing the OP is underage and the homeless guy bought the handles for her in exchange for a kiss

  • 47 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:49pm

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you fucking win at everything forever

  • 47 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:29am

    Where is the OP, clear this up. Cuz right now it sounds like B.S.