I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
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So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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