In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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