My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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