i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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