do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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