He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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