i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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