sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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