If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
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No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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