playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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