You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
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There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
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My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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