Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
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Damned High Schoolers can't hold their booze
It's not your Christmas tree. It's your Mother's Christmas tree.
Mom is going to pissed!
O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, wir pinkeln auf deine Blätter.
ja! du hast tannenbaum!
Just adding to the tree water right?
Don't piss on Mom's back and tell her it's raining
blame it on the dog or dogs, depending on how full the tank was....
blame it on the rain..*or* the Grinch has just gotten lazy