Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
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You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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