Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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