hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I skipped work to stalk him.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
