New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
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Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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