bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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