Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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