Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
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I banged a lesbian chick I met off of craigslist. She'd been with her partner for 12 years and she wanted to play with a dick again, haha. Yeah, I know, I'm just bragging now, but it was on my bucket list, so it had to be done. Anyways, that's my answer to the ppl saying that a lesbian won't sleep with him. Bull fucking shit. It happens and then they go right back to being out of the closet.
i think you should just worry about getting one girl in bed after that, not two.
I know a man whose wife left him for his mother so look on the bright side!
so happy other people thought of ross from friends too
I agree with 2:26, maybe you were so bad at sex she lost her attraction for all men. I don't think you're ready for a threesome.
lol, you're such a ross geller.
I feel for you btw.
I <3 Memphis!! But good luck on the threesome!
Seriously, get in there my son. She loved you at one point, she could easily bring the current lover and former lover together right?
his wife is screwing around with this ugly chick who probably has herpes with the initials ML.
She owes you big time...no reason to divorce just becasue she wants to eat some strange. That IS what the threesome is for afterall.
Hell yes Memphis! Get your three way on and then grab some BBQ
This is Lou Diamond Phillips isnt it?
if a woman levaes a guy for a woman it is OBVIOUSLY his fault... he sucked so badddd a chick did her better now shes homo wow...
au contrare, 1:47...that is my life's dream
get in there with them!
And I totally think you deserve the 3-some.
The universe owes you nothing, it was here first.
I feel your pain. I too know it.
you're name is Randall isn't it.
Ironically, the universe owes you a 2 male 1 female threesome. Still in?
pretty sure i know this dude. his initials are RC
Dude. 6:22. Awful. And let's hope nobody there was shooting for a threesome afterward...