the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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