mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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