just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
My bed smells like the plague
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