Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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