I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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