I must be too annoying 4 u.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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