I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Randomize
