i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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