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what?
penguin condom
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
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How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
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At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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