You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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