I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize