im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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