He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
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After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
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I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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