he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Randomize
