dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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