I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
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Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.