Don't you send me to vm
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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