he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Found your dick twin last night
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.