is your mom at the bar?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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