Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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