is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
last night I used snow as a chaser
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I see more hoeing in ur future
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