I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
