She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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