I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
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I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
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it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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